Hey (say their name), i understand this isn’t a talk space but my lips like to speak to yours

Guess what happens would look good for you. me

Had been you standing because of the fire? (why) cause the hair is on fire

You therefore fine we’d bite yo toe nails and take in yo bath water.

Would you like milk? Cause it is had by you around your lips

(two girls are conversing with one another) interupt them saying “hello ladies we don’t suggest in the future between you. or do we?

are your moms and dads terrorists? Cause you’re the bomb

Hey do an extinguisher is had by you cause your on FIRE!

Pardon me. Hi, i am composing an essay in the things that are finer life, and I also had been wondering if i really could interview you.

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Have you been a jumper that is high u make my bar get up.

Will you the BBQ ( just just What BBQ?) My meat in your grill

Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my small buddy

The only vowels we need are U and I also

Do you’ll need a napkin? since you look DIRTY.

will you be a pirate? she replies no why? cause i am diggin your booty.. (or upper body).

Baby, you provide the sunlight reason to SHINE.

Are you experiencing 10 cents cause from right here you appear just like a dime

You have got monkey eyes that are wrench everytime we look into them my pea pea nuts tighten

“If I happened to be nude, keeping some cake and ice cream, would that nevertheless be dessert? or would I?”

I have got the ship, you have got the harbor . just just what state we connect up for the evening?

Do a Bandaid is had by you? Cos i recently scraped my leg dropping for you personally.

Are you going to i’d like to function as the sunlight and hot that cold neck your providing me personally.



Did you know where in actuality the nearest assylum that is insane? Because child, without you i am going crazy.

We will be considered a Dixie Chick and also you be my cowboy. now simply simply take me personally away!

Woman do you really simply simply take karate because the body is throwing.

Your title should be Daisy, because We have the amazing desire to grow you here!

Hey babe, am I able to have your quantity? i believe it will look better in my own pocket compared to your face.

“That top is starting to become for you. On you, we’d be coming too. if I were”

Will be your name that is last pepper your SMOKIN!

hey baby wanna see the cooking pot of silver in the end of my rainbow

Am I able to make use of your phone to phone God & i must simply tell him 1 of their angels are lacking

You’ve got one thing on your own ass..what. my eyes.

Had been your dad a thief? ‘Cause someone took the movie stars through the sky and place them in your eyes.

Do you realize, the hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

Guy. Xmas should have come early this 12 months since you where very first on my Xmas list.

(boy)wanna play titanic:(boy that is:(girl)yeah whenever I state iceberg you get down

Will you be THE MATRIX, casue I’M THE MAIN ONE.

If Beauty had been a criminal activity, you would have the death penalty.

If we filp a coin exactly what are my odds of getting mind?

Hey you understand exactly just what( just just exactly what) you remind me of research (why) because your always willing to be achieved

Do you’ve got a paper towel cuz we have dirty lookin at you!

If perhaps you were my deck i might simply just take the nails out and screw you.

Before you place that ensemble on these people were simply garments, however with you inside it.. it really is a fashion statment.

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Was your Father a auto mechanic? Then just just exactly how this post did you obtain this type of finely tuned human anatomy?

Save a horse, drive a cowboy.

You are like milk, we wanna make you just section of my complete break fast.